convo snippets

[psifi872]

Client: Murdoc, have you killed Nadia, yet? We need this done quickly! "
Murdoc: Mm. Yeah. About that. Look, I'll get the job done, but it's going to take a bit longer than expected.
Client: How much longer?
Murdoc: Well....months longer.
Client: What?! Why??
Murdoc: Well, I haven't gotten around to killing her, yet, but I did find time to knock her up.
Client: Excuse me?
Murdoc: She's pregnant with my kid. So, I'm going to need about nine months to get the job done. Ten tops, I promise!
Client: What if we don't agree?
Murdoc: I'll consider you a danger to my child and treat you accordingly.
Client: Ah. Yes. Well. That'll be fine, then.
Murdoc: You wouldn't have any suggestions for names, by any chance?